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One Night Only
Not everyone from Cape Town can go to Oppikoppi, this is a fact.
It’s kak far and incredibly expensive and most of us have to take time off work…
By now you probably now about the One Night In Cape Town gig. The one that’s bringing all the “internationals” (I use this term loosely because Seether ain’t no international) down to Cape Town so your Koppi FOMO doesn’t work overtime.
Have you bought your tickets yet? No? Well, I have 2 X General Admission Tickets to giveaway to one lucky Capetonian.
All you have to do is leave a comment on the bottom of this post and use the name of one of the “internationals” and “One Night in Cape Town” in a sentence creatively. The more creative the better. You know how I lurrrve that shit.
Winner will be notified via email on Wednesday the 11th.
AAAND GO.
the fast and the furious franchise, my guiltiest of pleasures.
saturdays at @andUnion are a completely different vibe. i quite like it. #saturdaysessions
@j_cilliers so ready, methinks this piss up is long overdue.
a home for a stone. instagram.com/p/ZcmQQGLb0l/
@BrettBellinger sounds good. send me a reminder ;)
so @MvelaseP has joined the dias tavern vibe. so. much. wine.
@BrettBellinger WE SHOULD. also, it's been a while since we've jolled. soon?
Kongos. One night in Cape Town. My face. Dead! *cries* I have major koppi fomo. Mainly because in only seventeen (re kings of leon song) and I seriously wanna go to koppi since I’ve heard about few years back. And obvs can’t go. Also my cool ass missed Kongos when the actually were here for 100 months :/ so… Winning those tix…. Would be totally one night freaking amazing only in Cape Teoouuuwwwn
So, this one night in cape town some Internationals rocked up at my doorstep and they tuned me, “Can we Enter your Shikari, we’re Van Coke Kartel Vampires, want to grab some Eagle stew from your Death Metal kitchen, while you load up the Glock with a Silver Bullet for my bro’s valentine after you finish King Kongos on PS3″.
Give it to me please! I can’t go to Oppikoppi this year, because my son or daughter (TBC) is due to be born any minute now and I “Kongos” north to party and abandon my growing family. But I can go for “One Night in Cape Town”. Thanks in advance. FH
I’ve been suffering ridiculous pre-emptive FOMO (a terminal disease) knowing that I can’t afford either Koppi or One Night. I need these tickets. You know, for my health.
I’d love to spend “one night in cape town” using the money i save from winning the tickets rather than buying them to get as much lube, barry white and spanish fly as possible to “enter shikari” from behind, because i love them so much.
Johnny sniper is my favourite song and i own take to the skies, so i need to see ‘em. I just moved to cape town a few months back so it’d be a great welcome gift
Hey Texx x
My lovah and I recently moved in together and even though I would take a Bullet For My Valentine any day, now just isn’t a good time. If we get to go, we can also boast that we have a ‘one night in’ video like haris pilton has, but ours would be One Night In Cape Town
i would take a “bullet for my valentine” to go see these bands live! 2012 has been musically awesome so far! and seeing all of them would make it even better!
Oh, man, it’s totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Texx? Well she was like, “I’ve got this ticket to One night in Cape Town, but I can’t do it.” And I was all like, “Well, I’ll do it.” So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was… I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of Eagles of Death Metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.
So “One Night In Cape Town”, I took a long look at my boyfriend and wondered if he deserved the love and affection of February 14th. I was ready to aim my 9mm pistol gun in his face, but instead of using the “Bullet For My Valentine”, I sold the gun and went to a concert on the “9th of August” instead.
Texx, please have mercy.
I was denied tickets to OppiKoppi this year by the organisers, after my leaked sex tape “One Night in Cape Town” started making the rounds on MK. After threatening to set their (B)eagles of Death Metal on me on arrival, I slowly started to realise that being torn apart by a pack of rabid, guitar-wielding beagles was more likely than attending OppiKoppi this year. Please help me achieve my dream of seeing these international acts in my own city, because I don’t particularly dig dust. Or Vaalies. Or Bullet for my Valentine. But that’s another story for another day…
Much Love, ManBearPig.
I’m ready to roll,
You know I’m getting ready to do it
I gotta feeling on a Thursday night
I’m gonna bow for a ticket
Will you help me chase the devil that night?
I want them so hard, I want them so bad.
But can I trust you not to make me sad.
Scratch like a cat and bark like a bitch
give me my ticket so I can clear this itch
(I only want two)
I said Shit, Goddamn the Eagles of Death Metal is coming to town!
This one night, in Cape Town, Van and his Kartel Entered Shikari, a hole in the wall bar that hosts performances by the Seether Eagles, a circle of drummers that play renditions of Death Metal songs on Kongos. They are sponsored by Bullet for my Valentine, an alcoholic beverage that smells like petrol, looks like Jager and puts you op your koppi.
One Mind-Blowing-Totally-Rad Night in Cape Town with my hot-rocking-childhood-metal-band, Bullet for my Valentine, thy shall erase my dreadful memory (jumping in my pool screaming my metal-head off) when i heard they cancelled Coke Fest 2009 Concert.
I’m so emo I took a Bullet for my Valentine
I can’t believe you’re telling me I KONGOS to One Night in Cape Town?
Bullet for my Valentine stood us up once before, trust One Night in Paris, i mean Cape Town to see what they missed out on a few years ago.
I always said I’d take a bullet for my valentine, but since he likes the Parlotones I’d rather spend one night in cape town with my best friend!
The men looked at each other, uncertain.
“so, it’s just one night then?”
She smiled. “one night in Cape Town. It’s enough. Enough to make a hard man humble. Not much between despair and ecstasy. One night In Cape Town. and the tough guys tumble”
“Can’t be too careful with your company” muttered the Singer.”even with the Eagles of Death Metal walking next to me.”
The rest of them shuffled uneasily. “what the hell are you two on about?”
Eagles of Death Metal! Bullet for my Valentine! Kongos!
I’m not going to give you excuses or sad bloody stories so I win. You should give them to me because I’ll be the life of the frikken party! I’ll boogie til the sun comes up and my feet can’t move any more, i’ll sing along until my voice cracks and I can’t sing any more, I’ll smile the bloody guiness book of world records biggest smile, all day and all night long baby.
This is how i feel about this competition: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZrctLnsF4M
I want you so haaard
I want you so gooood
Now take a chance mamma
you know you SHOULD!
It was Monday 09 July…
the time was 05:30 a.m
It had been a coon’s age since last I checked the time. When you spend so much time in a hole in the ground you lose perception of time, only answering if cats can Haz cheeseburger. In a world where you are the 999,999th visitor everyday and stand a chance to win millions , who would want to leave?
there was something different about today….
i felt the Earth shake in-between my toes
the juice i drank that morning danced circles upon my palate
and then i heard it and realized the emptiness that was threatening to crush me was not leaving, it was simply being filled with life
I left my hole in the ground in search for this this enigma called life that has been whispering sweet,sweet melodies in my ear. My kin, obviously worried about my current escapade asked ” Hole-Brother for how long will you be gone?” to which i replied “One Night my kin….i require only One Night In Cape Town to truly experience this scarlet woman called life, let her gaze freeze me where I stand and discover her secrets…for just One Night (…In Cape Town)
Discovering i had nowhere near enough fundage ,downtrodden i returned to the place i knew best for help…The internet, where i discovered this page, oh glorious day as the devil shredded his guitar , the planets aligned , Volcanos began to Seethe(r) rainbows and BACON ,Eagles of Death Metal painted the sky with flames as I came to the realization : I had one more chance
just one
to spend One night
…..( In Cape Town)
(WARNING TERRIBLE NAME DROP)
The Southern American English word “goober”, meaning peanut, comes from The Kongos “nguba”.
that was a terrible one , which i solemnly regret
I used to work as a game ranger and Ive seen many eagles live and up close, but never the ones of Death Metal. A wise Zulu tracker I once worked with told me I should seethe a pair of balls from an old buffalo bull together with some elephant semen in a broth, and my wish may come true. Well Ive got the buffalo balls and ive been following this elephant bull whose in musth ( wants to shag) for days now, so I almost have the bullets for his valentine. Ill be in Cape Town for one night….
who cares about “one night in Paris” if you can have “one night in Cape Town with Bullet for my valentine!”
The Bullet is coming to hit me straight in my red valentine heart for one night in Cape Town only!