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Win With Jägermeister & Up The Creek

Get your hands on a double ticket, luxury accommodation & an awesome Jagermeister hamper.

16 Jan 2017 / Competition / written by TATC Staff

Up The Creek is less than 2 weeks away and with less than 600 tickets still available, we suggest you get cracking on the ticket front to avoid severe disappointment.

Now the good people over at Jägermeister, the festival’s top dog and sponsor, have given us the following prize packages to giveaway to 2 lucky people.

Prize 1:

  • 2 x Up The Creek Tickets
  • 1 x Luxury Chalet Accommodation (Sleeps 2 people)
  • 1 x 750ml Bottle
  • 1 x Snapback
  • 1 x Badge
  • 1 x Landyard

Prize 2:

  • 2 x Up The Creek Tickets
  • 1 x Luxury Tent Accommodation (Sleeps 2 people)
  • 1 x 750ml Bottle
  • 1 x Snapback
  • 1 x Badge
  • 1 x Lanyard

So if you’d like to get your hands on this prize, all you have to do is drop a comment on the bottom of this post and use “Up The Creek”, “Texx and the City” and “Jägermeister” a sentence together, the more creative the better. Also, don’t forget to include whether you’re entering for “Chalet” or “Tent”. Winners will be contacted via email on the Monday the 23rd of January.

  • Paige Mickail Viljoen

    Texx and the City, Up The Creek Music Festival, Jägermeister C’mon make my year and send me to tent it up at The Creek? <(") (^^^) :v

  • Cornel Boers

    Repeat! Repeat! What’s better than going to up the creek and not screwing up my bank receipt! God knows if not going, I’ll burn down Johannesburg, Pretoria and the rest of Texx and the city! Ill hold on to your Jägermeister, grip it tight between my teeth! Also, I’ll have the chalet please! Love hierdie kompetisies, dit gee studente okk n kans!

  • Vanessa

    Vanessa Bond-Smith Up the Up The Creek Music Festival is THE fun in the sun festival! with Texx and the City and Jagermeister its the best!! Chalet if you please..

  • Donald

    Texx and the City and Jagermeister!!

    Send me Up the Creek with some free tickets 🙂

  • Matthew Langford

    Texx and the City, lets say you and me go back to my chalet at Up the Creek, crack open a bottle of Jägermeister and get imaginative 😉

  • Ronald Faro

    I am going UpTheCreek together with Texx and the City to have Jagermeister bombs in a Chalet with awesome friends.

  • Kevin Ramage

    My wife says if I win this prize from Texx and the city, with enough Jagermeister in her, she may let me take her Up the creek!
    Entering for chalet, thanks.

  • Dirk Agenbag

    Dear Up The Creek and Texx and the City. Please allowed me to come and glaze myself in jägermeister for a weekend, shedding my feelings, impulse, muscles and emotions until i’m nothing but a pile of bones vibrating 80’s synth. I’m entering for tents because I buried my dignity and the memor of my ex GF there ❤❤❤

  • William Van Rooyen

    Floating up the creek with a bottle of jagermeister to the chalet all the way with texx and the city life can’t get any better

  • Retha Inghels

    With enough Jägermeister, Texx and the City will finally get us Up the Creek this year!

  • Estée van Tonder

    Can’t wait to escape (Texx and) the City to look fleek at Up the Creek, party play, pass out in a chalet after Jägermeister floats my boat!

  • Simon de Haast

    Heading to Up The Creek
    Without Texx and the City
    Has made me write this ditty
    (And ‘cos she’s so pretty)
    The kind Jägermeister folks
    added some stokes
    So I’m not gonna hear nein
    now that I’m in line;
    The Luxury Chalet is mine.

  • Tabitha Gwen Guy

    I’m hoping that with this little ditty & shriek
    I will win tickets to Up the Creek,

    Barely able to keep the excitement at bay
    I enter this literary duel for the stay in the chalet,

    With alcohol, sun, stream & Jägermeister
    I will go to such lengths, even be a shyster,

    To tempt the glorious people at Texx and the City
    To give me ticket, cos without it I will surely drown in self pity.

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • Rob

    Up The Creek we venture on our trusty inflatable, with Jägermeister in hand, to join the mass music euphoria, making news headlines with Texx and the City, before returning to our chalet, just to repeat our actions the very next day!

  • Ali

    There was an endless flow at Up the Creek
    Not of water but of love… from heart to heart
    A continuous river of friends in tides and strides of faith
    The air hot with joy
    Bare feet footprints on the banks together, forever
    I crave the stars, each one counted in a haze of sleep
    A dream that life can be perfect.
    The hugs of emotional friends,

    and the dances with strangers (no longer strangers) thanks to the shots of Jägermeister
    This is where I want to live,
    This is where I want to rest my head in a luxury chalet
    Between the millions of stars and the ancient mountains
    This wasn’t a river concert, it was a glimpse of heaven
    My soul is free and my heart is alive
    I whisper to Texx and the City to thank them for holding back time,
    putting the world in my hands
    and friends by my side.

  • Dale Ashley Heyns

    Who could bring you a better party than the original #PartyStarters, Jägermeister and Texx in the City 😎 All they’re missing at Up The Creek 2017 is me, my best bud and our trusted #Lilo 👌🏻 Lets get festive #Tent 😎🙌🏻

  • Heidi-Ane Steeman

    Jack and Jill went Up The Creek to fetch a pail of Jagermeister.
    Jack fell down and broke his crown
    And Jill came tumbling after

    Up Jack got, and to the Chalet did trot
    As fast as he could caper;
    To old Dame Dob, who patched his nob
    With Texx and the City!

  • Robinst@tfg.co.za

    Please send me Up The Creek, so I can get my ‘Texx and the City’ on… with a little help from my favourite German..Jägermeister… I prefer chalets <3

  • Frea

    Just give me lazy days at Up The Creek
    Wil net heeldag rondlê op my floatee
    Gee my net Texx and the City
    Gee my ‘n tent want eks nogal gritty
    Give me time to self medicate
    Give me blêrrie help with the headaches
    Gee my Jagermeister met baie ys
    Hier gaan ek kuier until I can’t feel my face
    Gee my sonskyn en free tickets na die jol
    Maak my onbeskof en hou my Jager vol
    Maak my meestal dronk, hou my aan die gang
    Hou my heeltyd jonk en vir niemand bang
    Want hier by Up The Creek kan hy val waar hy wil
    Jy kan my hier kry want hier gaan ek chill

  • Kyle Smith

    Hey Texx and the City, you beautiful thingy-mabobz… I’m stuck in Durban and if I miss Southern Wild’s set at Up the Creek (and every other amazing artist’s set), jeez like I’ll be upset hey (#1 fan)… I can literally imagine myself with Jägermeister shots in my hand – smiling from cheek to cheek – as beautiful music caresses my ears the whole weekend. Chalet or Tent? I’ll sleep on the floor if I have to – kidding – a chalet would be lekker to keep my thingies safe! PEACE <3

  • Mark Randall James

    Can I be in a tent please, Just me, my bottles of Jagermeister and a Jaggerette. I know up the creek wont make me weep, Texx and city here we come to make some fun, we going to make it happen

  • Marele Furter

    Up the Creek you make my knees weak!
    If I Miss out on this Chalet experience, I’ll be totally bleak!
    Privacy for 2 to get our Texx and the river on, just as we get with our Texx and the City!
    If only you could also help with the Dutch-Courage with a Jägermeister, to make us both permanently pretty!
    Please help a sister out and give me a shout!
    We will show you what fun on a lilo is all about!

  • Marlys Heijboer

    It’s my dream to go to Up the Creek and you, Texx and the City, could make this dream come true. With Jäegermeister as my fuel, I will have plenty of energy to experience the river, the music and the people. A chalet would be nice but I can “rough it” in a tent; just a few hours of sleep, some more Jäegermeister, and I’ll be ready for more!

  • Dirk van Duivenbooden

    Dear Up the Creek and Texx and the City .

    I met my Fiancé while drinking a Jägermeister, and we would love to come party at up the creek, before we get married the 4th of March 2017.

    Regards,
    Music lover and passionate Jägermeister drinker

  • Nadya Griffioen

    I taught my parents to drink Jägermeister because of the health benefits from the herbs, they believed me, therefore we always have it around the house now, i’m clever like that. I would love to float Up the Creek for once, and create a drink called Texx and the City. This could be fun! Tent or Chalet, no one is picky here..

  • Natalie Ray

    With Texx and the City being the best music blog ever, we can temporally forget we have jobs or just go back never
    at Up The Creek we’ll all be at our peak, having fun and being geeks
    With Jägermeister by our side,
    We won’t need any guides

    Would love to come and win the luxury tent package in prize one. all my favourite music and favourite destination. Could not ask for anything more

  • Katie Durant

    On my journey Up The Creek and through my chalet curtains I will peak, will enable my exploits in Texx and the City, downing Jagermeister makes everyone pretty. katiemeld@gmail.com. Entering for chalet please. Up the Creek is something I want to experience so so bad and I’m actually in Cape Town while it’s happening so this would be amazing. Thanks for the chance

  • Morné Botha

    Having never been Up The Creek, without a paddle or otherwise, I hope Texx and the City could offer me a chalet – where I will celebrate the weekend away exclaiming “I am the Hunting Master!” in true spirit and tribute to the one and only, Jägermeister.

  • Christopher Store

    I used to have a Kayak that I used to row down the creek but one day I went *Up The Creek Music Festival* which I saw was just outside of *Texx and the City* to my surprise I found a Bottle of *Jägermeister* in a Chalet with my name on. I saw some amazing acts at the festival and enjoyed the time in the sun with amazing company by the third day it was safe to say that my kayak was no more, how ever I was able to float down the Creek back home with the music recorded on my phone 😛 not really fussy tent or chalet

  • Rob Erlangsen

    Hey Texx and the City… how does you, me, a tent at Up the Creek, and a bottle of Jägermeister sound?😘

  • Simone Nagel

    A little birdie (Texx and the City) told me that Up The Creek was where the sickest jol was at, so I packed my favourite whale floaty, flip flops, and a bottle of Jagermeister…what more could you need? Although, if there was a tent where I could rest my feet after dancing for hours on end, that would be great <3

  • Janene Tuniz

    I’m hoping that this Texx will get me out of the City and Up The Creek so I can be a Jägermeister.

    That’d make me quite con-tent.

  • Jessica Schoeman

    Dear Texx and the City, I really need a new super awesome orange and black Jägermeister lanyard because I lost mine at Up The Creek last year and the thought of it polluting the river has been haunting me the whole year and I need to don my mask and fins and go hunting for it.
    I’m entering for a chalet because I gotta aim high and sleep in comfort after all that snorkelling.

  • Lee

    COPY &PASTE

    “Up The Creek”, “Texx and the City” and “Jägermeister” in a sentence together.

    I should win a lovely luxury stay in a chalet @ the creek with a comment like this.

    🙂

  • Angela Lascu

    Texx and The City
    On me, have pity
    For I have only a 2-man tent
    which is no good for getting bent
    on Jägermeister shots
    of which I need lots
    As Up The Creek is all about not being bleak.
    I’m entering for the tent

  • Chrizaan Smith

    Would be my first time to see you live ~ Texx and the City ~ at the very best festival ~ Up the Creek ~ enjoying my favourite party starter ~ Jaggermeister! And to be passed out in the fancy tent accommodation! Woo-hoo!

  • Gloria Merie Grey

    A fan of music my mom introduced me to a blog called Texx and the City, this self proclaimed jagermeister queen is so in love with Up the Creek, that she would love it if I could join her at this life changing festival.

    • Gloria Merie Grey

      Chalet

  • Siraaj

    I’m entering this competition cause there’s a girl that I like thats going. She inadvertently said hey you should come to Up The Creek. I was like what’s that, did some research and I’ll be honest I only know 3 of the artist playing. So if the world and and stars aligned I’d like to meet her and take he to my own rendition of “Texx and the City” in that chalet. She can be my Sarah Jessica and I’ll be as classy as a bottle of Jägermeister on a Friday night. Worth a try.

  • Senka Hadzic

    Just when we thought all hope was lost, Texx and The City stepped in to save four people from having an amazing Up the Creek experience, by providing the ways and means for an EPIC Up The Creek party with extra Jägermeister. Please grant me access to the luxury tents!

  • William Aldridge

    Her name is Texx, and the city is where Jägermeister sips spill from lips,
    however its only up the creek where the true seekers, seek.

    P.S. Tent
    #tentlaaf

  • Thea Kleynhaus Lennox

    This Texx and the City went Up The Creek”, and met “Jägermeister” to stay in a tent. You know what if i’m not all that dirty the Chalet will also do but hey it’s all about the music for me and you. @matrixalive

  • Rosalia

    Ok Texx and the city, allow me to introduce myself. I am Rosalia Mendes, outdoor festival extraordinaire and Jägermeister connoisseur! I would be on top of the world if I won prize one! #ChaletForTheWin I will rock out and jam SO hard at up the creek! My lilo and I will be one with Mother Nature as I jam, jol and float the festival with my mini pineapple jägermesiter lilo and flamingo lilo. The music is guaranteed to be amazing and mind blowing 😏😏😏😏 and I wouldn’t survive the glaring fomo 🎟🎟 for real though, I need to see Texx and the city live #TexxAndTheCityGotMeCovered
    #TakeMeToThePromisedLand #FloatUpTheCreekInFlamingo #Jägerbombs! #LetsGetHazy #TexxAndTheCityLive #TimeToJamFACE ❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤🎟🎟🎙

  • Shikara Nel

    I once ventured up this creek with a Nordic fella called jager, I wasn’t afraid for am I Texx and I’m from a concrete jungle called; the city.

  • Marieke Grey

    “in a singing voice”

    You are my Jägermeister, my only Jägermeister
    You make me happy at Up The Creek
    You’ll read all about it at Texx and the City
    Please don’t take my Jägermeister away.

    Tent,chalet, under the stars I really don’t mind.
    flower75@gmail.com
    CHEERS!

  • Tina Floegel

    What is this “Up The Creek” of which you speak? For I am curious and if I don’t find out I will be bleek!
    “Texx and the City it sure does sound pretty, hook a sister up because missing out would be so shitty!!
    With some “Jägermeister” by my side I will be happy to be the bride – oh wait! Who’s getting married this year!!??
    Im hellbent on sleeping in a tent because that is always a weekend well spent!

  • Brandon Booysen

    Also wanted to attend Up The Creek. Looks amazing by the pictures I see of it.
    Fingers crossed. I hope for this awesome prize.

  • Petrus Jd De Kock

    Guys lets get serious now. You got to be a serious jagermeister fan to really appreciate this deal! In my home town we say ” sluit jou deure, maak toe jou vensters en maak seker daar is nie n gat in die dak nie, want vanaand Jag Die Meester” Texx and the City, Jagermeister and Up the Creek please for the love of all things music, alcohol and good fucking times please please please pick me!! Send me up the creek to Up the Creek!!

  • Shane Christopher Dean Stone

    Message in a bottle:

    It hath been almost a life time since me and my kin laid eyes on the promised land that lies “Up The Creek”, thankfully the tent will keep us warm but rations are draining slowly and our last bottle of “Jägermeister” shall only give sustanance for a time, if you find this in time “Texx and the City” please send provisions so we can live to festival another weekend.

  • Russel Rudman

    Hi “Up The Creek”, This One is for me “Texx and the City” and ICE COLD “Jägermeister” to enjoy the day, Cheers!!!!

  • Nicole Michell

    It was Nixx’s First Up the Creek, celebrating her birthday with a smile on her chubby cheeks!

    Lilos, friends, great music and sunny days,
    With a whole lot of jagermeister to put her in a daze.

    Thanks to Texx and the city the wonderful poet
    My life will be changed and I won’t even know it

    Nicole

  • Caeri Dunnell

    Take me away,
    To a little chalet,
    Up the Creek,
    Where we’ll dance and shriek,
    Under the heat of the sun,
    Drinking Jägermeister – fun,
    Lazy on a lilo,
    Having lekker braai yo,

    Seriously it’ll be the best
    Take me to the fest!

  • michael anderson

    It’s time to go “Up The Creek”, Looking fly AF and on Fleek.

    Thanx to “Texx And The City” my chances aren’t looking so shitty.

    “Jägermeister” is my shot of choice, I’ll be throwing it down, just me and my boys.

    After the party I’ll be parked in my “Tent”, thinking of the party and how well it went.

  • Gehan Erlank

    so there’s this guy from cape town
    who was really flat broke
    his december holiday
    sent his money up in smoke
    then he heard about a comp
    from a JAGERMEISTER oke
    where he could spit a few rhymes
    and crack a few jokes
    and maybe it could win him
    tickets to UP THE CREEK
    which is exactly what
    he did so dearly seek
    so he logged onto facebook
    and after a few clicks
    TEXX AND THE CITY told him
    they were given away free tix
    so he spat a few rhymes
    and cracked a few jokes
    to try and get the attention
    of the free ticket blokes
    said he’d be happy in a tent
    just want to be at the fest
    if you could hook this brother up
    UP THE CREEK, that would be the absolute best!

  • Lourens Corleone

    My message, on this day, is simple.

    Dear Texx and the City, Jägermeister and Up The Creek.

    All my friends are going to your festival, and these tickets would save me a weekend of extreme, agonizing, unbearable fomo. Tent or Chalet, it makes little difference. The music, the people and the vibe is the important part!

    Yours in festival-love,
    Krans

  • Tamsyn Booysen

    “Up The Creek”, I’m so excited I can’t eat, with “Texx and the City” and “Jägermeister” we’ll drink, partying up in a chalet, oh ya!!

  • Texx and the City
    go Up The Creek,
    K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
    First comes love,
    then comes marriage,
    then comes a bottle of Jägermeister
    and getting carted to the Chalet (please!) in a carriage!

  • Elna Taljaard

    My Love and I want to get away from the sex in the city and join Texx and the City, going back to our roots in a tent with some Jägermeister and watch it all go down at Up the Creek!!!! Please please please

  • Yarden Mizrahi

    i’m gonna Up The Creek to the next level, drop some feeling of sex&Texx and the City and drink with Jägermeister with my fellers.
    Chalet PLEASE.
    (COMING ALL THE WAY FROM MIDDLE EAST)

  • TopsyKretts

    I was told to use “Up The Creek”, “Texx and the City” and “Jägermeister” in a sentence together.

  • Riaan van Zyl

    Feeling like the King of “Up The Creek”, I sit in front of my “Chalet” and ponder how great it is to be in the know with “Texx and the City” and… like a king… I kill a bottle of “Jägermeister” with all my friends at the best festival in SA! Ha!

  • Marietta Zilles

    As I wouldn’t mind either a tent or a chalet at Up the Creek rather than the Jägermeister Gästehaus in Wolfenbüttel where it is cold and miserable at the moment I would appreciate if Texx and the City could send me into the sun and in the river on my giant swan that I received as a Christmas gift from my lovely. What better occasion to try the floaty out 🙂

  • Sean Schoeman

    I went Up the Jägermeister creek with my friend Texx and the rest of the city, we sat in a Chalet and all was so pretty. If I could win this prise I would be ecstatic to say the least. If I lost this competition I might as well move to the east. So please let me win I have but one chance. If it’ll help my chances I can do a Jägermeister dance. Sean Schoeman

  • Matthew Wright

    To the Jägermeister queen who licked my face once. Or twice.

    A chalet at Up The Creek (most probably the ground outside the chalet) would be an epic start to the year.

    In my inflatable ducky I shall drink and sing and dance the nights away.

    As long as Texx And The City is there the party is bound to be of epic proportions!

    Fun, sun, guns and bums! (New slogan? Speak to people…)

    Yours in Twitter love

    @chefmattwright

  • Cayley Baker

    I would love to be floating Up The Creek and down a river of Jägermeister, jamming with Texx and the City and my best mate to the best beats in town at the best festival in town !! #upthecreekvirgin #popthatcherry

    p.s would love to do this in full festival style in amazing Chalet thanks to some amazing sponsors!!

  • Carlene van der Heiden

    Up the Creek has become a tradition for the last five years, as has entering a Texx and the City competition (unsuccessfully, booo), and drinking so much Jägermeister every night at the festival! 2017 will be exactly the same as 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 and 2016 was, except this year my best friend (who has been going for 6 years) won’t be there because she can’t afford it 🙁 I have my ticket but I would really love to win her and her boyfriend a ticket so we can make it 6/7 years in a row! I’m sure her and her bf would love a tent prize because they’re professional ravers! 🙂

  • Thomas

    “Up the creek”, close to “Texx and the City” a bottle of “Jägermeister” was found in a “luxury Tent”.

    Once the top of the bottle was stroked, rubbed and fondled, a magical Genie found its way into a shot glass. This shot was drunk and the genie possessed this poor souls body for the entirety of the festivities.

    A hazy memory, a slight headache and confusion was the result, when on Sunday afternoon the victim of this genie body snatch was on his way home from a black out weekend.

    When he finally got home, sitting down to review the footage from his GoPro and Camera (it would seem the genie is a budding photography enthusiast) he was in shock. Or should I say disbelief as to the ride he was on.

    An epic weekend of great music, lots of laughs, wonderful friends and fantastic food… shared times in the water making memories now only remembered in bits and bytes in the digital world.

    He could but laugh at the story he now gets to tell. As he was not his boring himself.

    Lastly, besides fulfilling the wish he did not know he had, the Genie still granted him two more wishes (out of the cliché three wishes normally bestowed on mortals by these magical entities).

    This was spent on removing a hangover that came from the deepest reaches of hell and a happy meal.

  • Thomas

    “Up the creek”, while thinking of the “Texx and the City” blog, a bottle of “Jägermeister” was found in a “luxury Tent” by a unsuspecting peasant.

    Once the top of the bottle was stroked, rubbed and fondled, a magical Genie found its way into a shot glass. This shot was drunk and the genie possessed this poor souls body for the entirety of the festivities.

    A hazy memory, a slight headache and confusion was the result, when on Sunday afternoon the victim of this genie body snatch was on his way home from a black out weekend.

    When he finally got home, sitting down to review the footage from his GoPro and Camera (it would seem the genie is a budding photography enthusiast) he was in shock. Or should I say disbelief as to the ride he was on.

    An epic weekend of great music, lots of laughs, wonderful friends and fantastic food… shared times in the water making memories now only remembered in bits and bytes in the digital world.

    He could but laugh at the story he now gets to tell. As he was not his boring himself.

    Lastly, besides fulfilling the wish he did not know he had, the Genie still granted him two more wishes (out of the cliché three wishes normally bestowed on mortals by these magical entities).

    This was spent on removing a hangover that came from the deepest reaches of hell and a happy meal.

  • Thomas

    “Up the creek”, while thinking of the “Texx and the City” blog, a bottle of “Jägermeister” was found in a “luxury Tent” by an unsuspecting peasant.

    Once the top of the bottle was stroked, rubbed and fondled, a magical Genie found its way into a shot glass. This shot was drunk and the genie possessed this poor souls body for the entirety of the festivities.

    A hazy memory, a slight headache and confusion was the result, when on Sunday afternoon the victim of this genie body snatch was on his way home from a black out weekend.

    When he finally got home, sitting down to review the footage from his GoPro and Camera (it would seem the genie is a budding photography enthusiast) he was in shock. Or should I say disbelief as to the ride he was on.

    An epic weekend of great music, lots of laughs, wonderful friends and fantastic food… shared times in the water making memories now only remembered in bits and bytes in the digital world.

    He could but laugh at the story he now gets to tell. As he was not his boring himself.

    Lastly, besides fulfilling the wish he did not know he had, the Genie still granted him two more wishes (out of the cliché three wishes normally bestowed on mortals by these magical entities).

    This was spent on removing a hangover that came from the deepest reaches of hell and a happy meal.

  • Richard Frederick Brown

    I find myself Up the Creek without a paddle.

    December has robbed me of what little I had – pockets empty and brain addled.

    But wait, what is this? Texx and the City has just provided a sliver.

    Of hope, and perhaps a splash of Jägermeister to wreak havoc on my liver.

    I am no ruffian, but don’t mind ruffing it.

    Hence a tent, for my loved one and I, would be the perfect fit.

    So please, Texx and the City, do me a kindness.

    I’ll forever be in your debt, and singing your praises, your Highness.

  • Josh

    Dear Texx and the City please help me get to Up The Creek so I can get my Jägermeister on! This would be sick. Tent would be amazing, but chalet would also do. Sweet.

  • mariska

    Let’s get real for a quick moment TEXX and the CITY: Up the creek is going to be insane! It will even be more insane when I get to tell my 2 Best..and I mean BEST Friends that they will be joining us in a luxury Tent with some Jägermeister shots as we all rock to the amazing music and forget about life outside of this festival!
    P.S do this for this girl..who would rather have her best friends pass out with her instead of that strange looking bloke that just wants to get her drunk on Jägermeister and feel her up the creek

  • treepee

    I’d rather be Up the Creek than up at the crack of dawn for work. Having the time of my life jamming with Texx and the City over dodging taxis and traffic jams in this city. Let me sip cold Jägermeister in my chalet in the sun, not burnt coffee in a cold room.

  • Elsché Eygelaar

    Texx and the City, we are going to Up the Greek to drink some Jägermeister in a lovely chalet.

  • Elsché Eygelaar

    Texx and the City, we are going to Up the Creek to drink some Jägermeister in a lovely chalet.

  • Barnard

    Our “Texx and the City” who art at “Up the Creek”,
    Hallowed be they “Tent”.
    Thy “Jägermeister” come,
    Thy will be done.

  • Adele

    My only wish for January is to go to Up The Creek with the tickets I won from Texx and the City and drink copious amounts of Jägermeister in our tent/chalet with my husband so we’re not the only losers out of all our friends who can’t go.

  • Lome

    I fell in love with Up The Creek, thanks to Texx
    and the City who always inform you of the BEST gigs and music and of course without a great tasting sponsor like Jägermeister you wouldn’t be able to get such great acts…for that I thank you! #Chalet

  • Kim Vee

    If I won tickets to Up The Creek I would be forever grateful to Texx and the City and I would celebrate by drinking Jägermeister at my luxury tented accommodation.

  • Tiffany Lindeque

    My birthday is was in 2 Jan and my friends is in Feb. Our biggest wish for our birthdays is to be able to celebrate with each other in a tent at Up The Creek while drowning our sorrows on Jägermeister. Texx and the City puhleaaase give us the chance to do so, we promise to be the coolest people there. 🙂

  • Rob McMaster

    There I was in my tent craving a Texx and the City was drunk off their face on Jägermeister blubbering on about “Up the Creek”

  • Candice

    Texx allow me to get out the city and consume copious amounts of Jägermeister while I’m Upping the Creek with my mates. To the best music, outdoor dance floor and Chalet accommodation or Luxury Tent ⛺️ which ever suits you. #TexxInTheCity #UpTheCreek # #MakeMeAWinner

  • Ashley Fraser

    We really want to go to UP THE CREEK
    but our chances right now are looking rather bleak.
    We graduated just the other day
    and the job hunt isn’t really going our way.
    💰💰

    We can think of nothing better than chilling on our lilo’s, treating our ears to some of SA’s kiffest muso’s. 🌞🌴🌺🎵
    When the sun and the water gets a little much, we’ll head to our CHALET for a quick freshen up.

    Then we’ll chill at the JAGERMEISTER bar for the 10th time that day, and stay there until the barmen chase us away! Please TEXX AND THE CITY make our dream come true, it would be an honor to party with you. 🙏🏻🍻🌈🤘🏻

  • Daffy D

    So my white privilege has run out and now I’m up the creek with out a paddle. I have a craving for some jagermeister, a Cadbury Texx and the City is bumming me out So i could do with a float in the river. Tent sounds fun

  • Louis Le Grange

    Texx and the city make my dream come true, through enabling me to drift up the creek and snag a Jagermeister with you. I can’t even pay my rent, so please provide me with my own tent or make my day and provide me with a chalet. 🙂

  • Elsje Nel

    Sometimes when I’m busy with my spirit quest- I imagine myself walking up a luscious creek, singing, “let’s go to Up The creek, and then we take it higher”. There’s rarely people around, so I usually have to pitch my tent next to a river, lonely, wanting, waiting. But luckily I found a half empty bottle of Jagermeister. My spirit quest just got better from there! There was a city filled with T-rex’s who let me ride on their back, and thus this part of the quest was appropriately named: Texx and the City.
    In my quest I encountered a festival filled with the best festivities and friends all around. Spilshing and splashing and sippin on some Jaggy. And then… I heard such a place actually exists! Oh how I would love attending this magical breakaway!!

  • danielle

    This week in Texx and the City, Dani goes Up the Creek to find an elusive and rare Jägermeister – will she succeed? Time will tell.

    I’m all about that chalet life <3

  • Jacqueline Freer

    We have a double birthday plan to go full Texx and the City with Jägermeiste and we don’t mind getting stuck Up The Creek without a paddle for the weekend, who wouldn’t want to.

  • Jacqueline Freer

    We have a double birthday plan to go full Texx and the City with Jägermeister… and we would absolutely love to get stuck Up The Creek without a paddle for the weekend, who wouldn’t want to… but we would be the luckiest girls in the world to.

  • Jacqueline Freer

    We have a double birthday plan to go full Texx and the City with Jägermeiste and we would absolutely get stuck Up The Creek without a paddle for the weekend, who wouldn’t want to… but we would be the luckiest girls in the world to do so. I am entering for a chalet… because we can, why not spoil ourselves a little more than before. PLEASE MAKE MY DAY, OUR MONTH AND OUR BIRTHDAYS. <3 <3 <3 <3

  • Jacqueline Freer

    We have a double birthday plan to go full Texx and the City with Jägermeister and we would absolutely get stuck Up The Creek without a paddle for the weekend, who wouldn’t want to… but we would be the luckiest girls in the world to do so. I am entering for a chalet… because we can, why not spoil ourselves a little more than before. PLEASE MAKE MY DAY, OUR MONTH AND OUR BIRTHDAYS. <3 <3 <3

  • Djessie

    Hey Jagermeister, I need you for a weekend Up the Creek so that Texx and the City has great stories to tell and pictures to show. :’D Tent please!

  • Tessa

    Up the Creek and Texx and the City is almost there and therefore almost time for our honeymoon weekend away! How romantic to start off our married life together with a Jagermeister shot and sleeping (maybe just a little nap now and then) in our tent for the weekend. Can’t wait to be there and celebrate!

  • Jonathan Smuts

    Rumor has it, Sarah Jessica Parker along with the crew of Texx and the City are going to be enjoying a few ice cold shots courtesy of Jägermeister. Oh how I wish I could be joining them at Up The Creek 2017 for one hell of a rodeo. #UTC #UpTheCreek #TexxandtheCity. Chalet please

  • Simone

    One day the Jägermeister committee,
    Decided to head Up the Creek,
    It was there they found Texx and the City,
    Having the best time in a tent so mystique.

  • Henri Smit

    Hanging out, Up The Creek,
    passing out in a chalet we didn’t have last week,
    not a thing but a bottle of Jägermeister still to do,
    and rock out with you,
    we’re all allright, long live Texx and the City!

  • Martin Müller

    We called up the creek in Germany “Das turbogeile Gummiboot”, it will the best story for Texx and City, if you see what we will do with a great bottle of Jägermeister and all of this crazy people.🎉

    We hope to see you in the Tent or maybe in the Chalet? 😉🎉

  • Gustav Reyneke

    I “Chalet” tell you a little story,

    Once upon a time a “Jägermeister”called Dawson was lonely and couldn’t find any “Texx in the City” so he decided to go exploring to see if there was more game than what he found in his little town. He found a a river flowing into the mountains and decided to go “Up the Creek” and he found a TV show that gave him street-cred like a mofo, he called it Dawsons Creek.

    lul 😀

  • Michael Bekker

    Jägermeister and I are best of mates and I just feel like Up the Creek and Texx and the City should help me plan a romantic getaway for the two of us with my second best mate with a fantastic Chalet that can help us reaffirm our great friendship and cherih the memories for ever and ever especially since it will be my 21st birthday that weekend.

  • Shawn Alimohammadi

    (Read whilst singing Bon Iver- Skinny Love)

    Cammaaaaaaaaan texxxxx and the City,
    Won’t you pour a little Jägermeister in me bellyyyyy,

    My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
    Reading all these comments really make me peeved,

    And I’ve been praying to go to up the creek,
    And I’ll begging you to elect me,
    And I hope it’ll be just fine,

    And now all my datas been wasted and now who the hell am I,

    My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,

    And on the 26th I’ll be with ya,
    And it’ll be an amazing time,
    And you’ll be giving me all the tickets,
    And either in a tent or chalet I will do just fine!

  • Shawn Alimohammadi

    (Read whilst singing Bon Iver- Skinny Love)

    Cammaaaaaaaaan texxxxx and the City,
    Won’t you pour a little Jägermeister in me bellyyyyy,

    My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my

    Reading all these comments really make me peeved,

    And I’ve been praying to go to Up the Creek,
    And I’ll be begging you to elect me,
    And I hope I’ll be fine,

    And now all my datas been wasted and now who the hell am I,

    My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,

    And on the 26th I’ll be with ya,
    And it’ll be an amazing time,

    And you’ll be giving me all the tickets,
    And either in a tent or chalet I will do just fine!

  • Andy

    (Take a breath, this is a long sentence) A long long time ago before PH fat wore collared shirts instead of drop arm vests to concerts, before grassy spark were mistaken for a suburb in the cape flats by Roger Goode, before Jack Parow could hold a microphone, gwaai and triple karate juice and Coke in one hand, before mango groove had played at every festival in SA and before swellendam had no more excitement than a nice restaurant on the N2, my mother told me a story of a man who was on the search for the fountain of youth and was told by Sarah Jessica Parker (main actress in Texx and the City) to go search Up The Creek for this mysterious bounty which, when consumed, would induce a 72 hour long state of dizziness and euphoria while also causing an inflated sense of his ability to fight or sing, subsequently he followed the trail and found this ethereal sight of dark liquid and consumed what legend says was more than his own weight before he began tormented cycles of break dancing, singing and eating entire macdonald’s share boxes alone – the man was never seen again, however the fountain was later rediscovered and now serves as the pure source of Jägermeister.

    Put me in tents please. ✌🏾🐢

  • Shawn Alimohammadi

    (Read whilst singing Bon Iver- Skinny Love)

    Cammaaaaaaaaan Texxxx and the City,
    Won’t you pour a little Jägermeister in me bellyyyyy,

    My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my

    Reading all these comments really make me peeved,

    And I’ve been praying to go to Up the Creek,
    And I’ll be begging you to elect me,
    And I hope I’ll be fine,

    And now all my datas been wasted and now who the hell am I,

    My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,

    And on the 26th I’ll be with ya,
    And it’ll be an amazing time,

    And you’ll be giving me all the tickets,
    And either in a tent or chalet I will do just fine!

  • Warren Bradley

    The only way to escape the Texx and the City craziness, would be to receive a blessing from the Gods for a weekend of heavenly bliss. Offerings of Jägermeister and Energy drink, to ensure we can stick it Up the Creek of any doubters worthy to sink. I’m a man of humble needs: I pray give me a tent, some Jae and let me wet my feets!

  • Hercus Theron

    I drank so much jagermeister last year at Up the creek that I accidentally missed Texx and the City perform…sorry! Tent is is sharp!

  • Aidan Blakey-Milner

    Instead of Texxing money away in the city, drop me in a bottle of jägermeister and float it up the creek then let me wash up marinated and ready to dance until i pass out in a tent. Yasss please.

  • Anna Dumpling

    Jägermeister me a tent already Texx and the City, so I can float around at Up the Creek!

  • Sanette Retief

    Sanette and mishelle
    Went up the creek
    To fetch a pail of water,
    Sanette fell down
    And broke her crown
    And mishelle came tumbling after.
    Up mishelle got
    And home did she trot
    As fast as she could caper,
    Went to tent
    To mend her head
    With Jägermeister and brown paper courtesy of Texx in the city

  • Leoné van Zyl

    There once was a girl who struggled to rhyme
    As words escaped her most of the time
    So she thought long and hard
    How to translate what’s in her he https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8c1ce99f222efec2a6420b9e1e865c2ae6c27c8e8f8ac14d05cd5c4ff17ab5f2.jpg art
    And came op with a picture
    Explaining things a bit better

  • Mishelle Visser

    If the river was jägermeister and i was a duck, i’d swim Up the creek and drink my way up. but the River isn’t jägermeister and i ain’t no duck, so i guess i’ll have to sit in my rocking chalet and drink shots thanks to Texx and the city

  • Chantelle De Berg

    There once was a princess who lived in the land of Texx and the City… The young princess spent most of her days dreaming about, the ever so charming Prince Jägermiester… Prince Jäger – for short, lived further up the creak. The Princess was very fond of Jäger, they always had so much fun together… He always made her laugh, and loved to see her dance… One day… The Princess’s day dreams came true – the Prince had extended an invitation to his annual ball… It would be a celebration!!! Of music, and fun, and dancing, lots and lots of dancing! And so the Princess and Prince Jägermeister lived happily ever after in his magical tent, up the creak… The End…

  • Salomina Erasmus

    When I was young and in my prime I used to Jägermeister all the time, now I’m at my peak when I’m partying at Up the Creek, come sun and rain I feel rather witty, with all my gifts from Texx and the City…. you guys are welcome to pimp my chalet or tent while I go float and splash around the bend….

  • Melody Knight

    As I browsed through Texx and the City,
    I learnt about this festival just outside my city…

    Before I could speak…
    My boyfriend shouted EEEEEEEEK!!!!
    WE GOTTA GO TO UP THE CREEK!!!!

    Pack in the Jagermeister…
    I heard it makes you wiser!!?
    I just hope it doesn’t turn my boyfriend into a womanizer… ?

    We can’t wait to rock out to SA’s best..
    And sleep comfy in a tent …
    or jam a lil reggae
    In a chalet
    Under a duvet 😋 https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5793e4a4b6a6f5b8786241ddea422d6f102e252f01e5ccc8a8831a1999bd00cb.jpg

  • Francois du Toit

    Row row row your boat.
    Gently Up the Creek.
    Jägermeister
    Jägermeister
    Jägermeister
    Jägermeister
    Text and the Cityyy!

    Tent is good. I’m feeling very musical and want to be close to the fun!!!

  • Zoë Mortlock

    Hey Texx and the City!!! A couple of Jägermeister’s at Up The Creek, doesn’t sound like a bad plan! Book me into a Chalet for some laughter, sunshine and happiness ever-after! Bring on my lilo, amazing bands, stupid heat, water, friends, drinks! 3 & a half days of fun, sun, music & water! Mommy duties will be on hold until further notice 🙂

  • Nicole Andrews

    Nicole and Wesley (the boyf) went Up The Creek in Texx and the City to fetch a pail of Jagermeister (imagine how sloshed we’d be). Wesley fell down (dik gesuip from the pail, obviously and broke his nuts and Nicole came tumbling after 😀 Gosh I tried lol. We’d looooove the Chalet 😍 Fingers crossed 💃🏻

  • Darren Ausmeier

    I would love to start the new year off at Up the Creek Music Festival with a bang, drinking Jaggermeister out the bottle making good memories and new friends while lying on my floaty listening to Texx and the city. Tent option I’m not greedy.

  • Hendrik Janse van Rensburg

    Up the Greek without a paddle, but with a bottle Jägermeister, thanks to Texx and the City, we have all that we need for a good time.
    Well, accommodation at the Chalet would be nice 😅

  • Robyn Bowden

    Its just one week until up the creek
    Where jägermeister flows and the beats are siiick
    Texx and the City please bring the stoke
    and help this girl out because she is flat broke

    A tent would be epic 🙂

  • Shani Joubert

    So there i stood with Texx and the city behind me. A world renowned Jagermeister Texx pointed me to the super-hot, super-fly macdaddy chilling Up the creek. We’ve been stalking him for days and for months they will be talking about our clash, but for now i just stood, listening to the rumble of the jungle, feeling the heat of the day.

    (I’ll tell the rest of the story if i win the prize – peace out!)

  • Zoe

    ‘Sup Texx and the City
    I’m not very witty
    But gooi me a Jägermeister
    I’ll turn rooi like a lobster
    Chalet or Tent
    Borrowed or lent
    My mula’s spent
    Imma get bent.

    Boom. #prettyashamed

  • Ze’ Alves

    Having loved and lost in the land of the free, a beautiful woman came up and said to me : “Don’t look so bleak, lets float and dream, and so we headed, Up the Creek”..”We’ll take a bottle to cheer you up, Jagermeister the solution for this sad faced mup! ” And before I knew, things got heated, from feeling self pity, to having Texx in the City!!!

    For the Chalet you beautiful event!!!

  • Adrian Phipps

    There once was a bearded man from the Berg
    whose love for aquatic music festivals was absurd
    Inflatable and Jägermeister in hand
    Rocking out with Texx and the City to the sickest bands
    Up the Creek was dopest he conferred

    Entering for the tent because camping is in tents mos?!?

  • Bethany Rumble

    I’m from Texx(as) and the City of Angels, adopting Cape Town as my new home with my South African love, wanting to continue our travels Up the Creek as we show all we meet how we are the Jagermeisters of fun! 😂💜💪🏽

  • Roelof Gericke

    Soooooooooo I bought this online……..I live off rock & roll, pizza and Jägermeister.
    Please, Up the Creek and Texx and the city, let me pizza up your party.

    Make my day – Music, pizza and jager enthusiast.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e2c78358d5c58f2f9de44dc237a6f6254b88e725f28ad2aa81a5f837812f260a.jpg

    • Roelof Gericke

      – music, pizza, jager and TENT enthusiast

  • sadika

    Imagine me and my bestfriend getting Up the greek’ together. I got to Tex in the City them right away😆 to get out Jägermeister on in the Beautiful chalet💃😍.

  • Jacques Nel

    Up the creek and round the bend, this isn’t where I left my tent!
    Must have been the bottle of Jagermeister that got me so bent…
    or maybe I got sucked into a vorTEXX and the city is using me as a supplement!!!

    Tent for the win!

  • Matthew Van Onselen

    This following week, we’ll be Up The Creek! Gonna be giddy thanks to
    Texx and the City. Jägermeister on no dime? Here we come Texxy
    time! What’s more? – No rent for the Texx tent!

    PS:Chalet Pls! But I’ll take what I can get =P

  • Mia Van Niekerk

    It is time to switch off the phones and let Up The Creek rock your bones, carefull of the Jagermeister shot, dont read about it on Texx and the City blog.
    Camping is the name of the game, a tent is better than a A Frame.

  • Jacques Keirsgieter

    Twentle Twentle (like tent with a “w” and a “le”) little Jägermeister how I wonder how you are up the creek. Texx and the City shine so bright like a lumo lilo in the sky. Blah blah more Jägermeister please.

  • Evan Klopper

    Oh, how I would be so bleak
    to miss out on UP THE CREEK

    just me and my blow up doll
    letting the music touch our soul

    on the river she keeps me afloat
    and in the TENT I give her a motorboat

    we would do anything for JAGERMEISTER
    but after a few you’d think she had a tranquilizer

    so please TEXX AND THE CITY
    give me this chance to get frisky!

  • Stefnie Burger

    Imma keep it short and sweet. Please let me win tickets to Up The Creek. Texx and City I want to float in Jagermeister all weekend, with Roelof Gericke, my bestest friend. 🎶❤️🔆🎉

  • Andries Olivier

    So me and my boy read about this adventure on Texx and the City,  had a few Jägermeister shots so we could be nice and witty, now that weve got this thing sent , we’re ready to head Up the Creek and pitch our tent.

  • Kaydee

    Texx and the City slicking sexy girlfriend will see you, djy and Jägermeister at the jol or Chalet say Up The Creek?

  • Stephan Roach

    I read on Texx and the City that I should pour Jägermeister Up The Creek to win some tickets! #Tent #reversegravity

  • Morgan McGown

    Tenting it up, Up the Creek thanks to Texx and the City would be (Jager) BOMB 💃

  • Marcus Nieuwenhuys

    How cool would it be if TEXX AND THE CITY made a JAGEMEISTER river at UP THE CREEK 🙂

  • Lara Abbott

    sitting with Emma Horner sipping on our Jägermeister wishing these double tickets were ours because we are driving our parents Up the Creek to get them for us because all we want to do is party with Texx and the City 🤷🏻‍♀️💃🏻🍻

  • kiara

    1 jagermiester. ..
    2 jagermiester…
    3 jager.. creek
    I’m a creek freak with my up the creeking tent. I got my medical jagermiester and I’ll find me a hot texx in the city . Then head out to good old up the creek .

  • Julian Lamarque

    Texx and the City had this great giveaway, as they usually do, with my two tickets on hand, snap back on and my bottle of Jägermeister ready, Up The Creek is going to be the best one yet!

  • Darwees Williams

    Yo yo yo its D-willy up in here,
    somebody pour me some JAGERMEISTER!

    Delicious n nutritious it will make me feel on fleek,
    and get me all warmed up for UP THE CREEK!

    I really wanna go n I don’t mind if i get dirty,
    so please let me go TEXX AND THE CITY 😀

    My chick’s into ballet
    so she’ll wanna sleep in a CHALLET

    But I pay the rent
    so won’t mind a TENT :’D

    This is D-willy about to sign off
    If I don’t make it,may it be rof en onbeskof 😉

  • Ben Louw

    Jägermeister. Years ago you served my broke friend at Up the Creek 2009. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Boredom. I regret that I am unable to convey my friend’s request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack, and I’m afraid my mission to bring him to Up the Creek has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Party into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My friend will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him at Up the Creek. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Texx in the City. You’re my only hope.

  • Barbara Louw

    Myself and my boyfriend of almost 6 years
    Broke up at the end of 2015
    My heart was sore and I was lost
    I was living off cigarettes and whiskey and caffeine.

    My friend soon got over me killing her vibe
    And got us tickets to this amazing event
    Little did she know she saved my life
    Myself and her, for a weekend, in a TENT

    During the day we sang
    and swam UP THE CREEK
    at night we would drink JÄGERMEISTER
    And literally became rock geeks.

    Since that weekend in January last year
    I felt like I could take on the world again
    So please TEXX AND THE CITY
    Let me repay her, my legend bestie, times 10.

    (Since those magical 3 nights last year, myself and my friend have literally become the ultimate band geeks. UTC really renewed something in both of us. What a wonderful experience ❤)

  • Roxy Van Wyk

    Everything has just become “Oh So Serious”… I want to go Up the Creek where everything is just “The Kiffness”! I want to trade in my “Crimson House” for a Luxury Chalet (or Tent) and bake in the sun like an “Akkedis” sipping on Jägermeister all day long! I simply can’t wait to escape the city’s “Taxi Violence” and the sounds of “Jack Hammer(s)” to join the crowd of “Wandering Gypsies” in my little “Rubber Duc” on the Breede in the “Southern Wild”.

    I need to chow down on food vendor’s “Los Tacos” with my partner in crime – either next to one another or “Opposite the Other”…it really doesn’t matter…

    I want to hug my favourite blogger, Texx and the City, and give “Dan” the old “Pat(lansky)” while grooving to “Ann’s Jangle(s)” until the “Early Hours”!

    Make this dream come true for me please!!!!

  • Gabriela Bold

    Take me to Up the Creek to avoid that bleak.
    Add a little Jägermeister to make it a little nicer.
    Texx and the city please please please give me that chalet, cause we all know that would make this January a lot more okay🤙🏼

  • Gabriela Bold

    Please please Texx and the City take me to Up the Creek to avoid this Jan bleak, with a little bit of Jägermeister to make it all that nicer.
    A chalet would be more than okay to make it a perfect mini holiday 🤙🏼

  • Catherine Bishop

    Thank you “Texx and the City” for this amazing blog , great to read an insightful account of local art and music 🙂

    I am a super big fan of various musical genres and art , being an artist in my own way who loves a good “Jagermeister” (Multiple meanings implied :p) , haha, never been to “Up the Creek” and being a nature and music lover , I would love to be there and take it all in (compared to other outdoor events I’ve gone too) 🙂

    A west coast , wine farm girl at heart- I love all art and music where the passion can be heard in the beats and I am stomping my feet(s) 😻💚👍

    Contact me via email or phone:
    catdbishop@gmail.com
    0837001980 (what’sapp and call available)

    “Chalet” would be my top prize of course , where I could pop open a Jäger and enjoy all the festivities in comfort delight – a well as writing a piece for your blog in question. (Freelance writer)

    “Tent” – super happy with tent prize as well

  • Jen Strydom

    Staying in a chalet at Up The Creek, would be the ultimate weekend away!!
    This is my favourite music festival in the country (maybe even the world) – such an awesome vibe every time! I look forward to drinking some (lots of) Jägermeister up at the bar after a long day in the river! Texx and the City, please pick me 🙂 🙂 🙂 It’s gonna be a jol at Up the Creek!

  • Kelly Houston

    Please texx and the city give me these tickets so I can share a bottle of jägermeister in a tent with my best friend at up the creek. It would make me so happy 😁

  • Karen Austen

    Can’t wait to party with 2700 of my best friends and, of course, Texx and the City at Up the Creek 2017!!! 👯✨ couldn’t be more excited to rejuvenate in my chalet & drink some of my house wine: Jägermeister! 😻💫 let the week roll on!

  • Lauren Rosslind

    Jägermeister and I will be Up The Creek in no time if Texx and the City has anything to do with it….(if you know what I mean) 😀😁😂☺😑😎🍦🍹🍸🍷🍾🍺🍻⛱☉🌝🌞

  • Alana des Poisson

    Here’s a piece of peculiar poetry for you:

    My favorite music blog, Texx and the City, fueled my dream of going
    to Up the Creek, yes Up the creek
    to get my Jagermeister flowing!

  • Alana des Poisson

    My Jagermeister overindulgence has always prevent me from having enough money to go to Up the Creek,
    until my favorite music blog, Texx and the City, gave me a sneak peek.

    Now I finally have a fighting chance of making my dream come true.
    If you let me win, I’ll always be thanking you.

    A chalet would be awesome,
    or a tent, either way.
    Pick me! Pick me!
    Pretty please I say…

  • Adinda E Preller

    I AM ON A FLOAT.

    Aww UP THE CREEK 2017
    it’s now or never
    get your tickets and tents ready
    it’s the best line-up ever!

    Take a picture, tick! I’m on a float babe!
    We drinking JAGERMEISTER cause it’s ice cold
    I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
    I’m swim’ing, and Dan Patlansky’s tunes unfold!

    I’m riding on a flamingo, doing flips and shots
    The flamingo’s splashing, gettin e’rybody all wet
    This is UP THE CREEK, this is as real as it gets
    I’m on a float mother-TEXX AND THE CITY, don’t forget!

    I’m the king of the world,
    I got a massive CHALET next to Jack Parow
    If you’re on the shore, pump up that floaty
    I’m on a float and, it’s goin all slow!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7edae2b6b22d4045afcae90fa32a2d675786d37d1b497053e67b22fb6d4a690c.png !

  • Barry

    Arrghh me hearteys TEXX AND THE CITY, get yar ice cold JAGERMEISTER with an insane floaty at UP THE CREEK 2017 in da river! #chalet

  • Rosanne Louw

    Texx … Jägermeister and The City and they might send you Up The Creek with a Tent for a Mind Blowing , Life Changing BIRTHDAY Experience!! 🤗🕉

  • Cait Black

    Oh Texx and the City, it’s not easy to be witty
    When the stakes are as high as they go
    With excitement I quiver dreaming of jagermeister upriver
    It sure beats staying home alone
    Oh Texx and the City, Christmas was merry
    But this workweek has me crying into my pillow
    I’m ready to go, I’ve packed my lilo
    So for the love of gees, pop a girl’s Up the Creek cherry, mo-fo!

  • Cait Black

    Oh Texx and the City, it’s not easy to be witty
    When the stakes are as high as they go
    With excitement I quiver dreaming of jagermeister upriver
    It sure beats staying home alone
    Oh Texx and the City, Christmas was merry
    But this workweek has me crying into my pillow
    I’m ready to go, I’ll sleep in a tent, chalet or on a lilo
    So for the love of gees, pop a girl’s Up the Creek cherry, mo-fo! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/45137f7d37ef1c1251b4d889101bee6418184b0abf752c2c1f238df86fd3e40e.jpg

  • Melody Knight

    Jack n Jill went
    UP THE CREEK
    Drank too much JAGERMEISTER
    Jack got drunk and lost his trunks
    Jill came tumbling after

    Singing pretty shitty
    Songs jill learnt from
    TEXX AND THE CITY

    Jack didn’t care
    His Jill’s flashing boobies everywhere!
    They sang happily ever after !

    Though I’m keen for a tent..
    My thumb is bent
    From checking my emails every second
    To see if I won this competition..

    Make us happy! Pick me!! Hehehe…whooopeee!