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>Monday, Monday, so good to me: Why are you so paranoid???

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I have to admit, I secretly love Kanye West. His ego is so big and he’s so in love with himself that it’s just the best thing to kick back and watch him go on a self-promotion rampage. And plus, let’s face it, the man makes good music.

And then in the other corner we have Taylor Swift. Ah yes. You all know how much I love Taylor Swift (this is said with a large degree of disdain) but let me explain why – country music just isn’t my thing. However it is still a multi-billion dollar industry that in essence, doesn’t require my buying power as a consumer. Plus I just can’t stand all that goddam crooning about jesus taking the wheel and men who’ve done women wrong and vice versa. I’d rather take a leaf outta Kid Rock’s book and sip some whiskey out the bottle.

So why the hell am I talking about Kanye West and Taylor Swift in the same post (or even at all) on this blog? For those of you who like to be surprised when it comes to winners at award shows, look away now. You’ve been warned. Okay? Great. Wet behind the ears blondie Swift was accepting her award for best female video at the MTV Video Awards last night and Kanye West did this – it’s a 46 odd second clip so it shouldn’t take that long to load.

What a douche. This is taking shit one step too goddam far. And then backstage he had a nice little “racially motivated meltdown” ranting about why they can’t “give the black man a chance.” Really. REALLY??? The man needs to be given a good slap.

Beyonce’s facial expression said it all. Poor Swifty. Now will someone PLEASE ban Kanye West from all further award shows before he tunes someone like Pink and gets beaten up. Actually wait, on second thought, let’s rather not…