Welcome to this year’s first installment of the legendary *lick* list. Last year during the World Cup, the *lick* list was on fire – purely because the demand to be kept up-to-date with the finest man flesh around was quite overwhelming. Since then the *lick* list has fallen into obscurity. This is entirely my fault.
Today I rectify this.
So my first pick is a tad self-indulgent but let me explain why. I’m severely depressed about Sex Fabregas leaving Arsenal, and once it became official, I immediately went searching for the next best thing amoungst the Gunner ranks.
Say hello to Ignasi Miquel. So he’s a bit young, but like Arsene Wenger, I know talent when I see it.
So we’re off to a good start, yes? How about we go one better with Aitor Ocio.
Now I’m going to be very honest here, I know absolutely nothing about this man apart from the fact that he plays football for Athletic Bilbao. I also found a few pics of him back in the day when he looked way too Jersey Shore for my liking. Thank god for gay hairdressers.
Now this last one, well, I think it’s pretty obvious why I picked him. Santino Quaranta plays football in America for D.C. United. Do I know who D.C. United are? Not really. Do I care who D.C. United are? Only if a few of their hottest players pose naked. Oh wait, they did, Quaranta included.
Yummy, yes? And so concludes today’s *lick* list.. I hope you had as much fun browsing it as I did researching it.
Happy Friday.
