I wish I could take credit for today’s theme tune, but alas, I cannot. I owe today’s gem to Cornel de Jager, so all praise need be directed to him. Now Cornel might be embarking on a fantastic new career in Barcelona, but when he sends me links for theme tunes like this – it screams homesick.

Now this is more of a station theme tune than a program one, but no matter, I know you know this one.
You’ll probably be a tad shocked when you realise you know all the words. ALL the words. Also, how dodge is the dude doing karate? Or the wannabe soapie character wearing her a dress her mother made her from a C-grade porno bedspread… Okay I’ll stop now.
Enjoy.