This is why they really call it the beautiful game.
The Fifa World Cup 2014 starts today and regardless of how you feel about the game of football itself, there really is something (read: someone) for everyone, right on your TV screen. I’ve taken the liberty of putting together a few fine specimen for your perusal. So get excited, you know I am.
Claudio Marchisio. Italy. I was tempted to put the entire Italian team here but I forced myself to pick one, this one.
Asmir Begović, Bosnia and Herzegovina. I didn’t even know this country even had a football team, but you got my attention now.
Olivier Giroud. France. I’m not too sure where to start with this one…
Aleksandr Kerzhakov. Russia. I mean really now.
Lukas Podolski. Germany. Good ol’ German precision on that one.
Cesc Fabregas. Spain. Hot and naughty.
Inler. Switzerland. Those big brown eyes don’t tell no lies.
Wesley Sneijder. Netherlands. Three pics of the price of one, because, just look…